keat


to throw up on someone while they’re giving you oral s-x.
bj:”how’d it go with that girl last night?”
josh:”not too good i keated all over her.”
verb; for one to keat is to spontaneously jump up in front of a group of people who has absolutely no respect for you, and then to attempt to dance the cancan.
sergeant tiang: last night at air cadets, i tried to motivate my flight by dancing, but all i ended up doing was keating!
adjective; the superlative form of describing the utmost h-m-s-xuality.
kenneth: you are gay!
vincent: you’re gayer!
jacob: you are keat.
in a game of cards, having a hand of keats is having an incredibly bad hand which cannot be played well no matter the skill of the player.
jt: oh my, i’ve got so many keats in my hand.
jl: yeah, i know! my whole hand is keats!
a virgin , someone who has not ever had s-x before
my name is keat and i am a virgin
contemporary word for gay, f-g, h-m-s-xual etc.; to be used in both the literal and figurative sense
corey: did you hear about that kid who joined choir.
alec: ya, what a f-cking keat

1) to roughhouse or destroy. 2) to apply excess force (usually causing expensive repercussions).
don’t keats that. i just bought it. you keatsed my computer, now the cd drive is jammed !!!
a h-m-phobe reppin the west coast
“you see that kid over there? that kid is sucha keat!”
“gnarly, dudeeee.”

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