Kebabism


an anthropological movement where the development of religion, literature and law are all centered around the use of skewers, meat and other items related to the making of an kebab. most notable phenomenon of the movement include the rise of the kebab voodooism, prevalent use of the words ‘yogurt’ and ‘chili’ in legal doc-ment to signify importance and replacement of nearly a tenth of the turkish vocabulary by the word kebab. the movement is still ongoing.
applications of kebabism:
when ordering food, ‘i will have kebab (tea), a small kebab (prawn salad) and a kebab (kebab) please’

it’s extremely chili to maintain patient confidentiality

take the holy shish, the spirit of the kebab will show you the way

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