kebsis
in shadorgian mythology, kebsis is the lord of all things foul in general, and the master of p–p in particular. he is usually depicted as a fairly benign ent-ty, often taking the guise of a masked p–p-avatar to fight criminals and wrongdoers at night. in other eras he is seen as a satan-like figure, killing innocents with cr-p and flinging them into his poo and vomit filled dimension, leaving them there to their sh-tty fate for all eternity.
‘if you flush the toilet three times after midnight and then cr-p on the floor, kebsis will come to get you.’
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