a boy named dani whose name was originally going to be kedwee because his mother hates him, but she gave him a girl’s name instead.
“man, i hate my name”
“yeah, but would you rather be named kedwee?”
“no, it’s a good thing my mom likes me”
- face tainting
similar to tea bagging but with the patch of skin between the ball sack and the -n-s. one repeatedly dips it into another’s face for oral stimulation. my boyfriend licked my taint last night while i bounced on his face. i totally love face tainting
- stubbed toe
a lot of pain. a whole lot. while i was walking, i got a stubbed toe so i fell to the ground and died
- emma florence
peng -ss mother f-cker d-mn that girls a emma florence i mean did you see that -ss i would tap that
going out with a friend(s) in a car for fun. hey jim, want to go out for some screeves
- british pipeline
the act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your -ss, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth. oh my god, did you hear? steve gave himself a british pipeline!