Keelan Major
a college major completely self-defined by the student, to be completed in no less than ten years, and not to exceed the undergraduate level. cl-sses are to be completely free (paid for by university employment), and to be taken at irregular intervals. may include free overseas trips, a.k.a. “study abroad.”
keelan is still working on his keelan major
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