keelan


1.the hottest guy ever that everyone wants
2.s-xy but nice
3.some drunk (but good looking)irish bloke sitting in a pub with a pot of gold
person1.)omg! s-x-bomb!! he is such a keelan..
a hockey player that had(no longer =-( long hair who likes to be annoying. also plays lacrosse.

favorite hockey team is the capitals. ._/

also likes to froggy hop a lot at random times.
wow keelan, if you jump so high like all the way to china then fall i’m gonna laugh =-)
verb, any sick and brutal slaughter or consumption of puppies, kittens and/or cute baby animals.

noun, a demented irish man that probobly wants to cause you mental or physical pain.
verb: those crazy hoboes snuck int o the zoo and keelaned all the cute animals.

noun: oh my god dude, that sketchy guy over there with the potatoes and the pot of gold is a keelan…he was on the news last week.
irish man of 4 feet or less in height who tries to teach
that man is such a keelan

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