Keeley out


to keeley out is to either arrange a meeting with enthusiasm, only to not turn up (or as skaters and hippys might say; bail’) , or to attend said meeting, only to leave shortly afterwards, usually to watch some inane programme on television.

the usuage originates from famous physicist leslie keeley, who invented a medical treatment for alcoholism, but spent so much time performing operations that she would often forget to hang out with her bois. she died in 1965.

see also, keeley shift”
“hey, i know you have an important exam today, but you’d better not keeley out on us”
“ok i wont”
“yes you will, you always do you n-b”

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