keep it wet


1. the act of lubricating
2. chill out
3. loosen up
4. any other connotation of a wet v-g-n-.
girl: “yo, why the f-ck u be acting like that?”
guy: “stfu and keep it wet.”
phrase often used to end a conversation with a female. implies that she should calm down and loosen up. that dry–ss v-g-n- of her’s is probably making her ultra-b-tchy. this phrase is popular in south florida, not in tampa.
after a long conversation with an overly b-tchy chick.
girl: “wah, wah, wah… my v-g-n- hurts.”
me: “whatever, i’ll see you later, keep it wet.”

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