Keep Sweet
a term of endearment meaning to “stay sweet”. generally used in goodbyes.
gentleman- “yo b-tch, i’m out for realsies”
main b-tch- “alright sugardaddy, goodnight”
gentleman- “keep sweet, cutie”
main b-tch- “oh, by the way, did you hear that christine is pregnant?”
gentleman- “seriously? because i had a p-ssionate relationship with her last month. perhaps the child belongs to me:(”
main b-tch- “probably. did you use protection?”
gentleman- “honestly laura, do we use protection?”
main b-tch- “i guess you’re right. well, i love you.”
gentleman- “that’s weird to say, i mean…it’s pretty early in our relationship to start using a word like that”
main b-tch- “well, i think i mean it… i mean… i think we have something one of a kind.”
gentleman- “listen laura, i like you and all, but honestly…i’m not sure if i can do this if you’re going to be like that.”
main b-tch- “david…i’m sorry, i just felt it from the heat, i mean…i am pregnant with you’re child…”
gentleman- “firstly, my name isn’t david, it’s christopher, and secondly, we haven’t had s-x. are you drunk?”
main b-tch- “wasted. but i’m being serious. i love you. and i think i’m pregnant”
gentleman- “i gotta go. i can’t deal with this…but for realsies lol, i love you too. j/klolol.”
main b-tch- “haha, david, you make me swoon. i think i just peed myself. look, is there a stain?”
gentleman- “yes.”
main b-tch- /cries
gentleman- /slapsmainb-tch
main b-tch- “goodnight john”
gentleman- “okay loretta, keep sweet for realzieslololololol:(”
main b-tch- “rofflesaurs<3ubye"
gentleman-" stfu, bye baby.
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