Keesling


1. surname identifying a member of the underground ruling cl-ss. the bilderbergs and illuminati fear them. a kind of ‘sith lord’ of the real world, if you will. they oversee the goings on of the trilateral commision. keeslings herd the cattle of the human race. life for a keesling can sometimes be reminiscent of grand theft auto – vice city. they often find it tiresome and futile to communicate with average people – especially the ones that are too stupid to realize just how stupid they are.

2. a killing word – similar to muad’dib popularized by the books of frank herbert. particularly powerful when combined with other killing words such as dave.
conan the barbarian quoted a keesling when asked about the three greatest things in life: ‘to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.’

kessling is an invalid, americanized form of keesling.

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