Keg Goon


at parties typicaly house parties the guy who is always doing keg stands and being loud garnering attention drinking all the beer and looking like a goober d-ck.
“wow todd is all over that kegs nuts and already broke a table…”

friend: “he is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move.”

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