Ke$ha Hipster


girls that walk around in sl-t clothes, take “artsy” profile pictures, are in love with triangles and think they are hipsters.

ke$ha hipsters love taking pictures of themselves and putting it them in “cute” effects on instagram, again going for the “artsy” look.

addicted to tumblr, boys, red bull, american apparel, urban outfitters, and starbucks.
mike : yo dude did you see that ke$ha hipster over there?
joe : h-ll yeah man! she’s bangable

“∆ omg ∆ im such a hipster! ∆”
real hipster: “no you’re not, you’re a ke$ha hipster…”

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