Keith Hadad
a skinny, aging, lebanese male from a remote caribbean island. also famously known as the fatherly figure of hadad. according to the legend, it is impossible to get a crystal clear picture of what he does for a living because n-body has seen or heard from him for a long time. interestingly, there has been a few unconfirmed reports of sighting keith casually having a meal in restaurants throughout the city. like his youngster, he is habitually not available to answer numerous phone calls. however, if one leaves a name and a telephone number on his answering machine, there is a slim chance that he might return the call shortly after. his deep, profounding speech pattern is regrettably impaled by the occasional murmuring. alternate slang names include: keith, the k, hadad’s dad, k hadad
-phone rings-
“you’ve reached the voice mailbox of…”
“eh keith hadad”
“…is not available.”
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