Kelda


beautiful like the fictional character kelda in the comic book, thor published by marvel comics. it’s actually an old norse name which is very uncommon and means “spring fountain”. kelda’s are smart and athletic and love being outdoors. they are always good at motor sports such as snow-cross, drag racing and motocross. many keldas are particularly talented for example at singing or drag racing snowmobiles, etc. they also do not typically agree with feminists. kelda’s make good girlfriends and if you come across one grab her because you probably will never see another. they like to be friends with bad-ss mother f-ckers.
“wow there’s a kelda.”

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