keli
an amazingly hott, s-xy, funny, weird, cool, nice, sweet, outragous,lovable, considerable, extrordinary, rare, fantastic, most perfectest girl in the world!!!!!
wow look at that keli, wat a piece of art work!
artist responsible for the musical abomination “milkshake”. she is clearly untalented, but her t-ts make up for it.
(kelis sings)
if you want to keep doing that the shirt has to go
a sloppy mess of an “artist” (did you see the clipse video??) who should be a has been, but the only reason any gives a rats -ss about her is because shes with nas. once again adding credence to the old addage, it’s not who you know, but who you blow
yo, i can’t believe that chick lost all that weight, she just pulled a kelis
would be beautiful naked
keli, you gotta show me them t-ttays girl!
an artist that has no idea what the h-ll she is writing about. milkshakes be the suck, yo.
the name of some stupid idiot who sings about her t-ts… actually i wouldn’t call it singing because of her scratchy voice
my milkshakes bring all teh boiiis 2 teh yard…. shutup b-tch, mine make them jump the fence
a fine speciman of the female gender
dude, keli is hot!
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