kellenberg
an orwellian, mind-controlling cult which operates under the guise of a catholic school.
“when fascism comes to america, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross.” -sinclair lewis predicting kellenberg
really big school in uniondale. just like chaminade only with girls. has many clubs and sports. academically very strong. in many people’s opinions, it’s a great school.
kellenberg is really big!
h-ll on earth;patrolled by a little troll. a diverse group of kids ranging from lax bros, wannabes and kiss -sses. girls ranging from annoying cheerleaders, b-tches and the chillest girls on long island. kids are down to drink or smoke at any point of the day.
one time i attended a kellenberg party, it was girls screaming and guys starting fights. never again.
“yo bro i attend kellenberg” girl: “dont call me bro u f-cking loser”
jealous people (see example)
kellenberg guys make fun of chaminade guys cuz one: they can’t get any and two: they are jealous cuz one day they will be working for those same chaminade guys.
greatest catholic shool on long island. and it has chicks.
hey there is a great articel in “the tarmac” about how the firebirds whupped on the panys flyers today. boy i sure am ashamed to be a sissy chaminade boy. do me a favor – p-ss me a straw – my beer is getting warm and my bubble bath is getting cold.
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