kellyfornia
a boss -ss b-tch from california. usually they live near the beach. people with the nickname “kellyfornia” are not just typical white girls. this particular girl is white in her appearance, but she’s got every quality of a black chick. these girls should not be messed with. they are s-ssy. a kellyfornia is the coolest girl you will every meet. kellyfornia’s are known for being hilarious and will always do something unexpected. if you ever meet a girl who is called kellyfornia, consider yourself lucky. anyone in her presence is blessed
guy 1: woah dude, who’s that really cool chick over there?!
guy 2: dude that’s kellyfornia!
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