Kelpdrank


a foul, viscous, often frothy fermented beverage with the principle ingredient of kelp. the beverage has a nose of a biological experiment gone wrong, with just a pinch of industrial solvent. on the palate, kelpdrank can be best described as a “charming diarrheal cesspool.” kelpdrank can often be found in isla vista, california.
dude, that is some nasty kelpdrank.
keeeeeeeelpppppdraaaaaank!!!

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