Kelson


always a blonde.

his carefree att-tude attracts people to him. he looks like a bad-ss, but actually the sweetest person you’ll ever know.
who’s that angry looking dude in the corner?

he looks mean, but he’s a real kelson once you get to know him.
1) a clueless person; expressing stereotypically blonde tendencies 2) a humorous display of complete idiocy
1) did you hear that kelson say that “the man” is dead?

2) dude, you just pulled a kelson!

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