Keltzing


when someone stumbles an unbelievable amount in trying to tell a simple story. the word arrived from brian and matt keltz, twin brothers who have a serious problem of finishing their sentences without jumbling every single word together.
person 1: i went to the store today and then (inexplicable jumbling of words)
person 2: jeez man, stop keltzing it.

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