Kelvin Martin
kelvin martin is the original ’50 cent’. he was a one-man crime wave in brooklyn back in the 80s. his m.o. was robbing stores & people. standing only 5′ 2″ he got his name playing dice. he started with a 50¢ bet and walked away with $500
in kelvin martins honor, curtis jackson purchased a headstone for kelvins grave and took on the name 50 cent to keep his name alive
the real “50 cent” was a guy who didn’t care what he did. he was feared by many people. stole from many people. but was gunned down supposebly buy a guy named “wayne perry”. months ago the punk -ss, fake -ss, p-ssy -ss, b-tch -ss, wannabe gangsta -ss, d-ck in da -ss m-th-f-cka 50 cent finally paid for his head stone.
(kelvin “50 cent” martin if he were still alive.) who am i gonna rob, kill, or beat the sh-t outta. today i know i’ll take out that punk b-tch who stole my name.
(kelvin “50 cent” martin if he were still alive.) hey!!! u da b-tch who stole my name imma f-ckin kill u
(50 cent the b-tch rapper.) naw man i didn’t take your name ( pushing b-ttons and whispering in phone.) police this is curtis jackson i need help this guy gon kill help arrest him do sumthin.
(sirens, police) kelvin martin your coming with me your doing life.
(rapper 50) ha ha ha thats what u get for messin with a snitch. ha ha n-gg- i told u n-gg-.
(the real 50 cent) f-ck you (shooting and hitting people.)
(rapper 50 crying ) aw man u killed the cops man
(the real 50 p-ssed) yea and now its your turn b-tch. (gun shot) punk.
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