kelvina


such a beauty. people are often scared to approach her because of her beauty.

but do not be fooled by her gorgeous face!!! she will shank you and pull you in like a siren singing her tune on an ocean rock! she will slap the dirty p-ss right of you if you cross her and she will do it with a smile on her face!! so always compliment her, be kind, or she’ll go all medusa on your -ss !!!
tell her she’s pretty or she’ll go all kelvina on you.

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