kemker


1. to make the wrong call at a critical juncture in a sporting event. reminiscent of gerard kemkers misevaluation of the correct lane for sven kramer to skate in, in the 2010 olympics 10,000 m speed skating final.
2. the greatest blot on the orange spandex of dutch speed skating.
3. a great way to lose 500,000 dollars worth of endors-m-nt incentives if you are sven kramer.
4. the only partic-p-nt in holland’s sports witness protection program
nascar example: my pit boss told me i was good on fuel only to see that i ran out with 500 feet to the line and got p-ssed up. kemkered i was i tell ya. totally and utterly kemkered.

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