Ken Harrelson
white sox announcer since 1990, played for the kansas city athletics, the washington senators, boston red sox, and the cleveland indians. nickname – the hawk
ken harrelson favorite’s:
mercy! sit back, relax, and strap it in gaaas… he gone! waaay back–he looks up… you can put it on the board, yes! i luuuv e-mail cinch ‘er up and hunker down chopper, two-hopper stretch! i luuuv that duck ball 4/base hit thank-you-very-much you can cancel the post-game show right size, wrong shape sacks packed with sox dadgum right sox put a big crooked number on the board la grange, il…yes! sox put a snowman up they’re down to their last bullet i ‘got a lot of my money in scottsdale that’s a home run in an elevator shaft you gotta ride ’em hard and turn ’em in wet zone ’em in, reel ’em in, and light ‘er up
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