Ken Kaniff


the h-m-s-xual persona of ken kaniff is the creation of underground detroit rapper aristotle. after lending his voice to a skit on the slim shady lp, a dispute between eminem and aristotle led to the break-up of the working relationship. from the marshall mathers lp onwards, all skits using the ken kaniff persona have been performed by eminem, not aristotle – usually in an attempt to poke fun.

aristotle struck back with a full-length alb-m t-tled “the ken kaniff show”, which was independently released online at www.kenkaniff.com

on the alb-m aristotle alternates between his ken kaniff voice and his regular rapping style. the alb-m features diss tracks against eminem and contains controversial songs about topics as diverse as paedophilia, masturbation, gangsterism and is at times s-d-stic and humourous.

the alb-m’s site is no longer in operation and little has been heard from aristotle since.
i am put off by the voice of ken kaniff and his h-m-s-xual antics.
apparently he’s from conneticut, and somewhat closet h-m-s-xual. eminem mentions him in several songs and skits.
ken seems to have a love/hate relationship with eminem.

there are rumours that he is in fact a real person who has an alb-m t-tled ‘the ken kaniff show’, but details are sketchy.
‘this is ken kaniff from the internet, tryna’ lure your kids, into bed with him’
‘guess who’s back, back again, ken is back, tell some men, rub my back, rub my back, rub my back…’
‘you want me to lick your -ss, -eminem-?’

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