kencident
transitive verb – a somewhat emotional response to a significant incident where the speaker explains to the cause of said incident the error of action and/or judgement, including a personal statement; using a verbal method of ill-stration which is both unique and inappropriate enough to the given environment to be both humorous and offending in general.
origin:
english contraction, from middle english, from middle french, from medieval latin
ken – name, from middle english
incident-, incidens, from latin, present participle of incidere to fall into, from in- + cadere to fall
first known use: mid 2010
in response to a poorly worded email:
“that guy is about to have on serious kencident.”
in response to a kencident
“jim caused a kencident when he dropped the ball for the fourth time.””
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