Kendallville


heart of the two six ohh
k’town
kville
also known as kendaltucky
let’s go to k’town to get some good weed.
yeah, kendallville, the sh-t.
a shining metropolis in northeast indiana, where people are open minded about everything and the business sector is thriving. everyone has a job, and social welfare programs are successful and supported by everyone. there are no loud-mouthed complainers. a true utopia.
“let’s go to kendallville and enjoy the gourmet food and donate money to charities!”

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