Kenilworth

kenilworth is a very wealthy white christian suburb located along lake michigan in the north sh-r- of chicago. the residents have more money than they know what to do with. most own multiple homes and a boat. their children attend new trier high school, one of the top three best high schools in illinois. not to mention one of the filthiest rich schools in the country, due to the fact they enroll over 4,000. for a reference to the outsiders, kenilworth is the greenwich or orange county of the midwest.
girl: hey come to kenilworth for my party friday on my yatch. we’ll pregame on my beach.
guy: yeah for sure. you bring a case. i’ll bring the bong.
the original kenilworth is a small town in england. it’s made up of charity shops, old people and a whole load of uninteresting history. also the ground for fighting between coventry and leamington (it’s in between).
wow, kenilworth is sooooo boring.
a small town on the north sh-r- of lake michigan. it is only 1 km in size and is made up entirely of houses (except a beach, church, and school) kenilworth is know though out the country as the orange county of the mid west. being from kenilworth i can say it is not true. first yes there are big house, huge houses even, but the lot they sit on can barely hold them and they are a regular lot size. not some over sized jumbo, i cant even see the neighbors house size! there are only a handful of families that are the real rich b-tches that everyone thinks reside in kenilworth. a lot of them are just families looking for the nicest neighborhood that fits their lifestyle. i live in kenilworth and i am going to have to buy my own car and pay for the insurance. most kids anywhere get help with that! the kids of kenilworth can be another story. most of them can be real pieces of sh-t, but they are not all the pop-collared driving big fancy car kids. some are just like everyone else cause there parents dont want them to be rich little b-tches! and if we were all like that we would all be sent off to those boarding schools out east for $50,000 a year. so stop all the b-tching about how kenilworth kids are so d-mn arrogant and rich. come talk to me. my dad is a god d-mn wine merchant! you think that pays well? please!!
i live in kenilworth, the average income is $800,000 a year!
a small rich–ss town in northern chicago.
that brat from kenilworth is so f-cking rich
kenilworth is a housing complex in northeast washington, dc.
where are you from?

i’m from kenilworth shortie.
kenilworth is a small town (about 2 square miles) in central/northern nj. filled with mostly italians. guys grow up to work in “construction” and ladies become stay at home moms. if you go to college you either go to kean or union county. most kids parents grew up in kenilworth so high school is the be all end all for these people. the popular hot spots of k-town include dunkin’ donuts and the brearley parking lot. half the town boasts of being cousins with former balitmore raven tony siragusa who grew up in kenilworth.
mike: kenilworth won another state championship.
nicole: i wonder how many teams they were against this time.
mike: they were the only team in their category.
nicole: figures, i can’t wait until monday when everyone is wearing their championship t-shirts and boasting to the teachers about how great they are.
possibly the best place in the world
despite its small size, its the sh-t of all sh-ts
located in the kenilhood, il
every resident is a purebred 100% gangster
they are ghetto
despite anything people from beverly farms, m-ss or pawling, ny, or farmington, ct, or hick (i spelled it right) parts of the united states (like macon, ga, and little rock, ar) tell them!! we are the sh-t! and we will never be wasps because people from the midwest cannot be wasps!
where should we move?
kenilworth il! its the sh-t there!