pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of christ himself.
person 1: “where are you going?”
person 2: “to church”
person 1: “why?”
person 2: “i have to be prepared for the return of christ, it could happen at any time.”
person 1: “he already returned and his name is kenneth bone”
- "wake me up inside" syndrome
the process by which a song’s t*tle is inferred through the lyrics, even though the actual t*tle of the song is different. named after the song “bring me to life” by evanescence, which many nimrods erroneously believe to be called “wake me up inside.” however, this phenomenon is not limited to this song only. person […]
a word use to describe being in an immense drunken state. the most drunk a man can get. f*ck me, i was absolutely keoghed last night
- otzi the iceman
an ancient man found high in the italian alps in the 1990s, also the creator of the dab. oh sh*t man, otzi the iceman’s been dabbing for 5300 years!
when someone puts in no effort in the bedroom and you feel like you might as well be f*cking a dead body “mate the s*x was so lifeless last night it was basically intercorpse” the act of having intercourse with a deceased human being. guy 1: dude, i had some amazing intercorpse last night! guy […]