kenneth boner



a half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.

if you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your p-n-s wearing a thick red sweater, gl-sses, and a freshly combed mustache.
there i was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, bam, my w-nker swelled into a nice plump kenneth b-n-r, and suddenly i had so many questions on clean energy!

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