Kentholicism
the faith, practice, or system of worship of the “ken”. pract-tioners are called keninites and they follow the teachings of ken. some rules include not mentioning certain topics of ken’s choosing, followers can not receive presents, they are not allow to chew with their mouths full, etc. kentolicism has become very widely respected in it’s small community of pract-tioners, but it will surely spread through the use of psychological tactics, including, but not limited to the vulcan mind meld.
person a: do you want a new phone for your birthday?
person b: sorry, my religion, kentholicism won’t allow it.
person a: why? that’s stupid.
person b: hey, i don’t make the rules
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