kenton hembree
a s-xy b-tch. one who has the smolder of a greek god that will cause a girl the drop her panties. he’s a pretty bomb -ss guy with the intelligence of a genius. his mysterious ways are extremely seductive as well.
i’d f-ck kenton hembree twice if i had the chance.
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