Kentucky Confetti Blaster
when you’re doing it doggy style, pull out and insert a small confetti gun instead. whenever you’re ready pull the trigger/string and reinsert you’re p-n-s. then continue like nothing happened.
aw dude did you hear? jack did a kentucky confetti blaster with devlin! she didn’t know what even happened!
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