Kentucky douche


this is a mint julep.
before the derby, i’ll just down a kentucky douche or two. or three.

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    missing 2 months of consecutive days of school. johnny:hey have you seen mike? thomas:yeah hes pulling an owen.

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    when youre eating a girl out, and she menstruates. i was giving mrs. lum the ol’ lickety splitz, when all of a sudden there was a deez bloodfeast.

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    when a guy is receiving a blumpkin but also has a dip in at the same time. dude was hollaring at a blumprock when he choked up and simultaneously busted/puked on the b-tch.

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    the art of attaining a mid-morning to early afternoon buzz, inevitably leading to drunkeness by the evening. (friend) what are you doing today? about to go on a day boil. (friend)aw man, you’re gonna be smashed by 7pm. yeah, straight cash homie.

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    a person is either r-t-rded or in other words worthless to the greater good. commonly referred to people on welfare, teen parents, homeless and r-t-rds who contribute nothing to society, take jobs hard working citizens need and suck up valuable resources faster than bounty paper towels clean up spilled milk. if capable, dead weight tends […]


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