Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage


this is when a person is in a drive-thru in kentucky. preferably a mcdonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. you then proceed to flash the man with your br–sts. when the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his p-n-s out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the p-n-s is disconnected from the rest of his body. you then put the p-n-s in your bag and now you can use the p-n-s for anything you want.
tom: “yo, what happened why are you in the emergency room?”
randy: “this b-tch pulled a kentucky drive-thru m-ssage on me”

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