Kentucky Jack in the Box


the unfortunate but hilarious consequence of having s-x with a woman less than six weeks after a c-section, resulting in the p-n-s stabbing out of the closed wound. commonly known to happen kentucky.
woman: why the f-ck is your p-n-s sticking out of my belly b-tton?!
man: wow this looks like a jack in the box… a kentucky jack in the box!

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