kentucky spine shifter


supplies:
a pack of frozen marbles
a slip and slide
a pair of kid size 4 soccer cleats
fishing line “the strong stuff”
philips head screwdriver woman advisory!!! its the one that looks like the plus sign–
eyepatch
bon jovi cd (demo if possible)

procedure-
reverse hogtie your girlfriend (or for our friends in kentucky your sisters and/or moms are ok)
set up the slip n slide on stair case
put marbles in cleats and hit her/them in their good eye at the same time as you push her/them down the slip and slide
listen to bon jovi cd
give eyepatch to victim

return screwdriver
see kentucky spine shifter youtube

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