kentucky switcheroo
when you have a broken item, buy a new one identical to it, and return it with the broken item packaged neatly in the new box to get your money back.
guy 1: i pulled a kentucky switcheroo on best buy with my busted iphone case. they didn’t say a word!
guy 2: man, that’s bunk! someone else is gonna end up with your broken cr-p!
guy 1: times are tough, dude. recessionitis affects all of us.
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