getting f-cked so hard you get put in a wheelchair for the next month
d-mn sydney im gonna give you a kentucky wheelchair tonight
- pickle rick
the true form of the sheer genius of rick sanchez. morty… flip over the pickle, morty… i turned myself into a pickle, morty! i’m pickle rick!
love of my life. the most beautiful girl in the world. fine asian girl who has curves to save the world. is surely wife material no doubt. is most likely a dancer, and probably short also ridiculously smart. she has a million dollar smile and knows how to make any situation a great one. if […]
a large figured man who’s appearance resembles a large tomato, he is easily offended and believes everyone is talking about him, he is not smooth with the ladies and often misses out on easy opportunities. will brag to his friends about false events and hates to admit hes wrong. (sometimes prounounced as coal man). “their […]
an old timey s-x act – involving maple syrup and pillows. oh honey – it’s our anniversary. how about a little supplejack?
- series grieving
when you get to the last episode of your currwnt favourite series and then don’t know how to continue with your life. if you didn’t know it was the last episode it will intensify the grief by a factor of five. man, i just finished the last season of master of none and i am […]