kept man
a white boy from the suburbs that marries a rich lady. his job is to pleasure her and be eye candy. she in returns takes care of all his financial needs.
ben marries carmen electra. he gives her every thing that she needs physicaly and she gives him every thing he needs financialy. ben is carmen’s kept man.
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