Kerig


a man with an extremely s-xy body. often holds a job that requires the removal of his shirt. a monster in bed due to his enormous c-ck.
girl #1: “see that hot stripper over there?”

girl #2: “yeah, why?”

girl #1: “that’s definetly a kerig!”

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