Kermit Diely


based on the urban legend of conor kiely, a sloth disguised as a human who was so good at his game he got into oxford to study english.

a kermit diely is essentially a love child between a sloth and frodo, and is a rare but fascinating race. cf. david attenborough’s program on the species.
woah dude, my cousin’s marrying this guy who’s a total kermit diely. the queen’s agreed to be their first child’s g-dmother.

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