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• Slip 'n' Stub

  this can happen while masturbating at high speed, on the upstroke the length is misjudged and on the inevitable downstroke the, now clenched fist, stubs the end of the p-n-s. i was going at it last night when i had a slip ‘n’ stub moment

• Slippery Spelunker

  when you sh-t into a condom and f-ck somebody with it. jim had to sh-t, and wasn’t feeling the whole “s-x” thing tonight, but debbie was h-rny. jim then shat into a condom to give it some bulk, he then began to pleasure debbie with the slippery spelunker.

• clurpy

  adj. creepy and lurky… at the same time. sitting outside the shady club in my beat up car, i knew i was looking pretty clurpy.

• Cnophobia

  fear of chuck norris. she had cnophobia, and nothing could cure her.

• Keswick Dinner Jacket

  if you’re from keswick ontario, canada, then a typical dinner jacket is a plaid coat or a “lumberjacket” keswick people are all about style. that’s why they wear keswick dinner jackets.

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