the act of recieving oral s*x from a woman deficating on a toilet an *j*c*l*t*ng the moment said defication hits water. (hence the “kerplunk”)
my blumpkin turned into a kerplunkin this morning when we both finished at the exact same time! (kerplunk)
- hippie balling
the action of being on lsd and magic mushrooms at the same time dude, i was tripping so hard! i love hippie balling.
- iphone gamer
someone who claims to be a gamer, however, all he does that is game related is play free-to-play iphone games. he probably doesn’t own any form of gaming console. the only game probably plays besides iphone games is roblox. bill: hey, want to speed-run the new mario game? chris: sure! william: hey guys! i got […]
- c*nting spider
any spider, regardless of species, large enough to cause distress. look at that f*cking c*nting spider over there . go get me a shoe.
- article 26
an imaginary written article of an employment agreement or policy, wherein one certain employee gets to dictate their own terms with regard to scheduling, overtime, time off, and other workplace rules, usually to the detriment of other employees. the clear language of article 26 allows him to b*mp anyone from their day off, regardless of […]