Kerri Potter
have your doors been randomly opening lately? has your cat been acting different recently? well, most likely you have a kerri potter near by. a kerri potter is short winged fiend. it’s 5’3, and its wings are only exposed at night. also known as satan, this devious creature is know to hate jews. it owns a crematory in its bas-m-nt. have you ever heard the expression “the devil wear prada”. well, in this case the devil wears hollister. a kerri potter has many allies including the infamous osama bin ladin, and adolf hitler. a kerri potter is known to steal alcohol from local parties and become absolutely “sh-t-faced”. the creature has a knack for rapping and can always be seen with the “brothers” in the hood. the creature can become transparent, according to the myth of kacey, and possess human beings. a kerri potter has superhuman characteristics such as being able to twist its body in weird position. ex. bending fingers to an unreachable point. in order to protect yourself from a kerri potter you must simply keep a bottle of holy water on you at all times.
wow, there is a kerri potter in my cat.
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