Kerry King


kerry king (nicknamed kfk the guitarist/co-founder of the thrash metal band slayer and has been with the band since it came into being in 1981. kerry is an athiest and shows no interest in religion inside his personal life. he loves snakes and other reptile.

he and the rest of slayer like to write about satanism, n-z-sm, torture and terrorism because they take this material as interest in their songwork- which sp-wned alot of controversy over the years. although they all do not take this kind of stuff true to heart.

with complex, catchy, and utterly wicked solos by singles such as raining blood, angel of death, dittohead, jihad, and many others, kfk shows alot of talent in his work.

kfk also has an ongoing fued with dave mustaine who complained that he show join megadeth and ditch slayer (and insulted the band at that)
please ignore that little dipsh-t; he just plagarized wikipedia’s page on kerry king so he can showcast his stupid, misguided opinion of him.
guitarist of best trash metal band (slayer ofcourse)
will probably crush anyone that is against him
r-t-rded kid: kerry king!!! you rule!!! now im gonna cut my wrists!
kerry: thank you… hey wtf! -crushes emo kid with guitar-
kerry: rawrrrrr
kerry king, born on june 3, 1964 in los angeles, california, is one of the thrash metal band slayer’s founding members.

kerry’s father was an inspector for aircraft parts, and his mother worked as an employee for a telephone company.

in 1981, kerry king was auditioning for the position of guitarist in a band. after the audition, jeff hanneman approached him, and the two of them began playing iron maiden songs.

sometime during that same jam session with jeff, kerry suggested that they start their own band, to which jeff replied “f-ck yeah!”, and slayer was born.

during the 80’s, king had long hair, but once he began to go bald, he shaved it all off. after which, he covered his hands, arms and head in tattoos. king’s tattoos have become such an integral part of his image, that blender magazine included a tour of all of his body ink in one of their past issues.

in a january 2007 issue of the magazine guitar world, king’s famous acronym kfk was revealed to mean “kerry f-cking king”.

king’s songwriting style consists of mostly satanic subjects, even though he has stated on many different occasions that he belives neither in g-d, nor satan. he justs attributes his songwriting to satanic subjects because he says “it’s more fun to sing about satan than g-d”.

king views organized religion as a crutch for people who are “too weak to make it through life on their own”. he also goes on to say that, “i’m the kind of guy that says if i don’t see it, then it doesn’t work. and n-body can show me g-d”. he stated in the 2005 doc-mentary metal: a headbanger’s journey that he feels religion is “the ultimate form of mind control that is perfectly legal.” in the same doc-mentary king says that he believes religion is a “load of sh-t”.

king has had many well publicized feuds with many of his peers, including, most notably dave mustaine of the thrash metal band megadeth, machine head frontman robb flynn.

he has also, on at least one occasion, slammed metallica, by labeling them as a sinking ship.

his equipment, both on stage and in the studi consists of his signature model b.c. rich kkv, and marshall jcm-800 amplifiers, along with many effects.

kerry is also a long time and noted herpetoculturist and snake breeder who is known to pop up at southern california reptile events and pet shops with little notice. in 2005, he partic-p-ted in an online chat discussion with both music and snake fans at the popular online reptile community kingsnake.com where he discussed both his involvement with slayer and his interest in reptiles
i think kerry king is a stupid, close minded, insecure, no talent, fat headed c-cksucker.

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