Keshawn


the name of your average inside out oreo that cannot spell. usually a beast at basketball and soccer but kicks -ss at volleyball, tennis, hockey, cricket, and every other sport imaginable. he is a total chick magnet and loves to leave his friends babies at bars a strip clubs. this pimp has a large array of hoes stretching over many states and continents. he often drives all other illegal businesses outta business because he is just that awesome. often the phrase “nbd” is heard around this fellow because he is just soooo beastly. all his friends wanna be him and all the girls wanna bang him. his d-ck is wayyyyyyyy too long and if not taken carefully may hurt the ladies on the recieving end. soooo many times every body around him collapses to the ground from any of the following reasons: he makes them laugh to death, he is too awesome, he breaks their ankles, he dangles too hard, his long flowing locks blows them away, his power high fiving skills are too awesome, and many more reasons. honestly if you are friends with him you are lucky. every good relationship, every good birthday, actually every single little good thing that ever happened to you happened because of him. he is the only reason you are still alive because your body wants to see him. his presence in the room makes you wanna go to goodwill and sniff pants. he is an overall beast at cod but doesn’t play it because he is cool and plays skyrim.
“woah, see keshawn over there”
-friend is dead on the ground-
“d-mn! his awesomeness killed jerry”
-keshawn walks over-
“i feel like sniffing pants…”
keshawn is a name for someone who is incredibly funny, sweet, and very very s-xy. he is one of the playful perverts that will be your best friend for life (especially if you are a girl). he is a very muscular and athletic young man that enjoys sports and pumping irons. they are usually fans of b–bs and -sses and will do anything to get a better view point of them. keshawn’s are very s-xual and animals in bed with their strength and romance. besides being a helpless romantic keshawn’s always look sharp and well groomed. they usually have a dark complexion and dreamy deep brown eyes. when they are in a relationship they are very intimate. they enjoy spending time kissing and cuddling with their girlfriends. they prefer girls that are hot with a little edge to them but can be sweet and innocent. keshawn’s usually are always seen dating brianna’s, baileys, or victorias. keshawn’s are very loyal and will never cheat on you he will give you everything and ask nothing in return. if you hav

e a keshawn in your life as your friend you are very lucky but if some how you are destine to date one, treasure him forever kiss him and hug him everyday and don’t dare to forget to tell him how much you love him.
emily:keshawn is so sweet and extreamly handsome

brianna: yea and a pretty good kisser too

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