Keskar


a noun used to describe hairy monkey (often a gorilla) which is fond of breaking into people’s houses to watch the tellitubies while simultaneously ransacking their refrigerators.
person # 1:”dude,i got mauled by a huge keskar this morning!

person #2: wtf,man! are you ok?

person #1: yeah,it was awesome! that thing even ate those disgusting spinach burritos my mom made for lunch…
a term used colloquially to describe how high people get when they eat a hot fudge banana split sundae with cotton candy and c-ke. keskar is a really good feeling.
person 1: hey,wtf happened to ferb?

person 2:i dunno,dude! i got him one ice cream,and he got all keskar.

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