Keslering


with reference to the sport of ice hockey. to embellish upon a highly marginal rule infraction in order to draw a penalty.

slang: to fall down like a b-tch when breathed upon or given a dirty look.
“hey that sure was a great soccer match wasn’t it?”

“not really, the other team was keslering all over the place.”

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