Ketchuburn


after ingesting citrusy and/or sour candy (sour skittles or warheads etc etc or w/e) it hurts to eat or drink ketchup. there is currently no medical disease or term for this,why!? what are doctors spending their time on? cancer!? phh w/e cancers not real…just like alaska…
jim: why cant i have my hotdog!? oh right…i have ketchuburn from those sour skittles earlier…fml!
blob:haha! sucks too be you,i can enjoy ketchup just fine! -squirts into mouth(ketchup that is,perv)-
jim:atleast my name isnt blob,ha!
blob: yea…i know

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